[ohevoyev]

i wanna see a hannibal-level psychosexual obsession between two normal people. like some freak who works at a deli counter and the city bus driver who buys sandwiches with anchovies on purpose

[sabitsukis]

[chismosavirus]

[spicyblogger2]

My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

[spicyblogger2]

She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

[spicyblogger2]

OK my dad also got it

[spicyblogger2]

DYLAN!

Anonymous asked:

Top ten men

mlarayoukai answered:

Yes sir right away sir

[paintingbox]

Emil Kosa, Jr. (1903-1968). Telegraph Hill, San Francisco. Oil on Canvas, 25 x 30 in. The Irvine Museum.

[trans]

[gameraboy]

Good old fashioned Christmas spirit

MST3k 3x21 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

[masteraqua]

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

[masteraqua]

you know what i deserve this

[weaver-z]

ALT

[kitsune-kaos]

[absolutelybatty]

ALT

[unfriendlyblackwitch]

i just think it would be so sexy if the rail workers said fuck u to biden and started striking and then truckers would be like ukw slay and joined and it just was a domino effect and everyone stayed home and hung out w their neighbors and shit and everyone worth more than a mil or two killed themselves

[silenthorror]

[boyboobs]

the queen refused to teach anyone her technique so the art of the tornado blowjob died with her

regretfullyhuman asked:

tomorrow.

firefox-official answered:

is thursday yes

[firefox-official]

did you do it

[thyrell]

this is the funniest divorce in the world

[gondwana]

why did you even do that asshole